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Software developer, amateur photographer, interested in cities and transit

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Subscribe: https://makoism.com :: SVP, Engineering @NBCUniversal :: Alumni: @Nike, @Disney, @Microsoft :: #coffee :: #whiskey :: #life2point0 :: #storytelling :: time traveler :: so it goes :: 🏴‍☠️

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genuine Internet Old Fart (if you're under 40, I have email that's older than you are).
sometime Democratic activist/party-hack & professional clueless, middle-aged white guy. He/him.
Math/computer-science degrees + physics courses. Music theorist by marriage.
Seattle area resident; orig. from New Jersey. Former Microsoft.
#LambdaMOO #perl #scheme #AlgebraicTopology #concurrency #Princeton #Cambridge #Stanford #autism #AbsolutePitch #RomanHistory #BoardGames #atheist #piano #microtonal

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Sledge. Matt Sledge.

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