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• Disabled, flops onto floors a lot
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• Annoyingly skeptical, rational, agnostic atheist
• Vegan; loves all animals
• Known to post inane ramblings, history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness
• Possibly British
• Bounty $11 Dead or Alive.

#NoAI #NoBot #NoBridge #NoGenAI #NoIndex #NoSearch

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To post to the community just add #humour to your post. You can create a list to follow this account, and exclude the posts from your home timeline.

Wondering why you’ve been boosted by this account? Check out this thread: https://newsmast.social/@newsmast/111963831495789541

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she/her

Bitchy nettle, spicy succubitch, & barely contained ball of curiosity, sex, and rage.

Fictional except for the bits that aren't.

#NSFW occasionally. NSFL often.

*// Rated T for Trash. //*

#gaming #writing #poetry #ttrpg #tiefling #bg3 #nomanssky

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Retired. Fiber arts. Books. Spec Fic. Now writing and publishing SF&F. #nobridge

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The advice is facetious; everything else you gotta guess for yourself.

Also bestselling designer Christopher Knapp, writing serious #DnD5e content at tbmgames.com

Check out Rust Moon, a Western-inspired campaign setting for 5e, on Kickstarter!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tbmgames/rust-moon-a-western-inspired-campaign-setting-for-5e?ref=1dvw7i

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“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Now I spend most of my time in the non-profit space.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

:cubs: :bears:

Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

#teamOrca

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Former Mayor of IT
I Have Approximate Knowledge
of Many Things
Have been accused of Rugby
I am of Bajor
I remember the Alamo,
but I don't recall who won.
~
For once in our life,
Wish they'd cut that out,
Wish they'd drop the knife,
In the peep show parking lot
fake Love truckstop in which they lie.
~
Profile Pict: My face, beard and all.
Banner: Picture of several Instax photos of me with a mustache making several poses.

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iPhone | Leica LUX

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https://cybersyndicate.info admin vanta rainbow black, creator of @FediPact and editor-in-chief of https://rainbow.report

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017 | recognized irl from fedi 23 times so far

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

:over18: MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety :over18:

seattle alt: @vantablack

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

sinlm cej

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Tessiah-Elise (Is fine ig)

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